I decided to make a C&D game for WoW. I know. I know. I was bored and thought some players might like this sort of thing so… yeah.
Race:Night Elf
Mount: Kodo
Live: The Barrens (WELP)
Best Friend: Medivh
Crush: Kil’Jaeden
Lover: Thrall
Cockblocker: Tyrande
Enemy: Ysera
Killed by: AegwynnThis is just the worst.
Race: Pandaren
Mount: Drake
You live here: Thunder Bluff
Best friend: Nozdormu
Has a crush on you: Ysera AW YEAH
Lover: Alleria Windrunner GOOD
Cockblocked by: Jaina
Enemy: Gelbin Mekkatorque good I hate that bitch
Killed by: Garrosh Hellscream
wtf this is super lesbian I LOVE THUNDER BLUFF
Race: Blood Elf obvious duh
Mount: I WALK CUZ IM POOR
Lives in: Netherstorm
Best Friend: OH YEAH ARTHAS
Has a crush on me: Illidan
Lover: Kael’thas fuck I have all the good guys man look at me
Cock Blocked by: Sylvanas
Enemy: RED SHIRT GUY THAT BASTARD
Killed by: THRALL 8C
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
Race: Blood elf (asdhzusehase)
Mount: Mammoth (meeh, at least it’s big)
You live here: Darnassus (uhh ok)
Best friend: Genn Greymane (LIFE IS GOOD)
Has a crush on you: Malfurion (NO GO AWAY YOU MADE ME SAD)
Lover: Medivh (i’m spazzing out right now)
Cockblocked by: Velen (SOB VELEN WHY)
Enemy: Leeroy Jenkins (I’m fucked)
Killed by: Kael’thas (MY PRINCE, NOOO ;A ; )Race: Goblin (yes)
Mount: Mimiron’s head (Yeeeeeeessss)
Live: Dalaran (eh)
Best Friend: Vol’jin
Crush on me: Varian Wrynn (Lol)
Lover: Vol’jin (Sweeeet)
Cockblocked: Jaina (God damnit woman)
Enemy: Garrosh
Killed by: Roflcopter SOISOISOISOII redo these all the time because I enjoy them, but here’s one for you all.
Race: Goblin (Yay!)
Mount: Onyxian Drake (This pleases me)
Home: Darnassus (… Kay…?)
Best Friend: Tirion Fordring ( o3o )
Crush on me: Alexstraza (Aawww yeeeeeehh)
Lover: Varian Wrynn (… I am okay with this.)
Cockblocked by: Kael’thas (Dernit!)
Enemy: Aegwynn ( >: )
Killed by: Garrosh Hellscream (Well, at least I know I’ll die a brutally gory death.)
Tauren
Mechanostrider
Blades edge
Malfurion is my best friend
Ysera has a crush on me
Alexstraza is my lover
Cockblocked by Ysera (sexy sisterly fighting)
Garona is my enemy
Killed by feared into the whelp groups
LOL.
